Google search this muthaphuckers

Feeling uninspired? Why, it's time for some blog filler.

I've been grinding this blog out for a little over three months now, so what better time to have a wander through the search archives and see just what those filthy people on the interwebs have come here for.

And so I present, the innaugural Itemisation Google Search Awards

Most Popular Single Search Term: "WTF is Emo" (I shit you not)

With some nice variations
Polite: "WTF is Emo?"
Angry: "WTF IS EMO"
Challenged: "WTF is Emo mean?" / "wtf is an emo" / "emo loopy"

Who knew so many people can't work it our either.


Most Persistent Search Term: "Crime and punishment in the Victorian Era"

And they go on:
"did crime and punishment occur in the victorian period"
"crime criminals punishment victorian england 1800s"
"victorian crime deportation"
"victorian era, crime and punishment"
"victorian era in the prison ships"
"what was the worst prison punishment in the victorian times?"
"hulks prison boats Williamstown"
"forms of punishment during the victorian era"
"crime and punishment in britain during the 1800s"
"punishment and crime during the victorian era"
"what were the prisoners punishments in victorian era?"

you get the idea...but my favorites from that list: "crime and punishment in the olden days" and the clearly frustrated "CRIME AND PUNISHMENT IN OLDEN ENGLAND!!!" Who doesn't love a search with exclamation marks (!).


The Search Term That Most Warms My Heart: "Video Dogs"

And there were LOTS of those. Sucked in you sour pricks.


Most Random: "Constituents of Banana" and "to raise ladies skirts in 1800s" (if only we could have been there...good times, good times)


Most Disturbing: "how to kill the census lady" (ooookay...) and "i hate bike riders" (um, yes)


So there you have it. Congratulations to the winners in each category and I look forward to the next time I can present some weird and wonderful searches from the bowels of the interwebs.

Comments

  1. MikeOctober 3, 2006 at 11:20 PM

    Awesome. That's highly entertaining. I'm a bit disappointed that the top search string wasn't "how to best make use of the word item in everyday language", but hey, the movement will grow.

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  2. RosannaOctober 4, 2006 at 2:24 AM

    That was a good post - and it really made me laugh out loud.

    "How to kill the census lady" gave me sore sides, particularly.

    What's the bet we read about it in The Aged one day soon

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  3. kiziSeptember 22, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Goog blog
    Kizi
    Friv

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  4. truong maDecember 20, 2013 at 12:48 AM

    Good post. Thanks!
    Kizi2 ,
    Friv 2,
    Yepi 2,

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  5. Bac chu vanDecember 25, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Thanks blogs, I hope my blog as well or so
    Friv,Kizi

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  6. hangiagialsDecember 30, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Good games. Nice share info. Thanks you.!Friv
    Hopy
    Yepi

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  7. tro nong thiJanuary 21, 2014 at 5:43 AM

    gracias artículos o, Saw comparto con mis amigos
    Friv,kizi,hopy

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  8. cuoi cung khuc xuongMarch 15, 2016 at 3:48 AM

    I came across a website that is focused on discussing the value of traditional college degrees in the American educational system.
    Friv 2 | y3 Game | Y8 Game
    Yepi 2 | kizi 6 | 85play | Frozen Games

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  9. Lisa M. HenryJuly 22, 2016 at 1:23 AM

    With a Hotmail account, you can send and receive emails quickly and easily as well as login and use all Microsoft services.
    hotmail login | sign in to hotmail | recover hotmail password
    This is the game so players feel very fierce , adventurous . You try to join and play this game , you will feel great like.
    strike force heroes 4 | slither.io | red ball | duck life
    fireboy and watergirl 2 | io games | tank trouble 2

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