In case you missed it

A BOOZED Glenn Milne pushing Stephen Mayne off the stage at last night's Walkley Awards.

Pure Gold!



In other news, that insufferable "net star" Sandi Thom - you know the one responsible for "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker" - has apparently been in Melbourne and was to play a "secret gig" until only 25 people showed up and it got cancelled. Ha! (I know I shouldn't laugh, but really, that song is infuriating)



And in further news, it appears that Labor's very own gracefully aging lesbian look-alike Kevin "The Animal" Rudd is going to challenge the Beazer after all. What a shock! Frankly, anyone or anything that can get rid of that droning policy vacuum of a national leader should be heartily applauded.

*takes off angry boots*



Separated at birth?



Labor's Kevin Rudd


Comedian Sue-Ann Post


I'm just saying.

Comments

  1. SophieNovember 30, 2006 at 5:18 PM

    I personally can think of approximately 2 million lesbians (give or take) who are more attractive than Rudd.

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  2. TomNovember 30, 2006 at 5:30 PM

    Oh Sophie undoubtedly.

    I'm not in any way suggesting lesbians look like Kevin Rudd. But you have to admit, he has a certain Sue-Ann Post-esque visage.

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  3. MelNovember 30, 2006 at 5:46 PM

    Homer: "This lesbian bar has no emergency exits! Enjoy your firetrap, ladies!"
    Lesbian: What was her problem?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Orhan KahnDecember 19, 2006 at 4:57 PM

    Good effort!

    ReplyDelete
  5. A nona mouseFebruary 16, 2007 at 12:10 AM

    You have to be joking!
    You have got to be joking!
    You surely have to be joking!
    You absolutely have to be joking!
    What a fertile imagination!
    You have got to be joking!

    ReplyDelete

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