Is "Jo" the "Most beautiful Woman" of all time?
I have often pondered this very question myself, with those exact quotation marks and selective use of capitals.
The "Jo" I am referring to is, of course, none other than Jo Silvagni nee Bailey. Do I really have to tell you?
Currently host of the earth-shatteringly brilliant and not-at-all infomercial Melbourne Weekender on Channel 7 in Melbourne, "Jo" is pretty much the closest thing the world has to a living goddess.
Apparently.
A quick check of the interblag returns numerous entries on "Jo", but none so informative, emphatic and downright authoritative than the Yahoo "Jo Bailey" Group website.
See.
Who is Brooke Burke!?
Is a "Katherine Hepburn", "Marilyn Monroe" and "Nicole Kidman" a single entity? Like a giant three-lady-sized mega-babe (literally)? Human megafauna? Awesome. She truly is a force to be reckoned with.
Good for the secksing and the bearing of the kiddie-winks. If only she had the intellect to support her mighty physique...but wait.
Another gigantic multi-lady! Won’t somebody save us from these terrifying yet startlingly attractive and devastatingly intelligent earth-roaming she-beasts!
Bow down ye mere mortals. Thou art in the presence of "THE complete package".
The "Jo" I am referring to is, of course, none other than Jo Silvagni nee Bailey. Do I really have to tell you?
Currently host of the earth-shatteringly brilliant and not-at-all infomercial Melbourne Weekender on Channel 7 in Melbourne, "Jo" is pretty much the closest thing the world has to a living goddess.
Apparently.
A quick check of the interblag returns numerous entries on "Jo", but none so informative, emphatic and downright authoritative than the Yahoo "Jo Bailey" Group website.
Jo is without a doubt the most beautiful woman to have ever lived.
See.
Her dazzling looks rival past beauties "Grace Kelly", "Audrey Hepburn" or current beauties "Catherine Zeta Jones" or "Brooke Burke".
Jo has the spunk, sensuality and fire of a "Katherine Hepburn", "Marilyn Monroe" and "Nicole Kidman".
Is a "Katherine Hepburn", "Marilyn Monroe" and "Nicole Kidman" a single entity? Like a giant three-lady-sized mega-babe (literally)? Human megafauna? Awesome. She truly is a force to be reckoned with.
Jo's Goddess/Amazon like body would make the likes of "Elle MacPherson" or "Sophia Loren" pale into insignificance in her presence. A body perfectly designed genetically to be paraded at any red carpet event, Bikini / lingerie parade or bearing perfect children in her image.
Good for the secksing and the bearing of the kiddie-winks. If only she had the intellect to support her mighty physique...but wait.
Jo could also match it with an "Oprah Winfrey", "Barbara Walters" or "Jana Wendt".
Another gigantic multi-lady! Won’t somebody save us from these terrifying yet startlingly attractive and devastatingly intelligent earth-roaming she-beasts!
Jo is the complete package.
Bow down ye mere mortals. Thou art in the presence of "THE complete package".
I'M ON UR SCREEN
SECKSING UR EYES!!
SECKSING UR EYES!!
Ewww
ReplyDeleteAnd no, she's not.
ReplyDeleteHaving seen Jo in the flesh I can confirm she is a stunning looking woman with an absolutely amazing body.
ReplyDeleteBTW Jo also has an accounting degree from RMIT and a marketing degree from Swinburne. Both universities are the top of the pack in these respective disciplines.
Not all are true. Everyone has their own way of thinking but I think they have to reconsider. I like to argue for the most accurate results.
ReplyDeletehttp://fivenightsatfreddysplay.com